Good evening, all you wonderful people! I say evening because that's when I check dA, and so I (perhaps somewhat naïvely) think that my schedule applies to everyone else, and...bugger me, I'm off the rails already. Won't this be fun. 
In any case, I've been going through what some people would call a 'dark time'. I'll try to never use that terminology again as it relates to my situation, because I consider neither of those words applicable. But more on that another time, I don't wish to tire you too fast. 
As certain of my activities have drawn to a close recently, I have a brand new toy to play with. I believe most people wo